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""I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" --- Jacques Chirac, President of France.
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French."
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
Many do not realize that the rear view mirror in our cars that we take for granted every day is a contribution from are friends in France. They are the inventors of this wonderful device. It was first developed by the French military so their soldiers could see the war!
Secretary of State Colin Powell recently was approached by an Iraqi newspaper reporter and accusingly asked "Isn't it true that only 13% of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?" Secretary Powell stopped, turned, and stated "Yes, it's true. But, unfortunately for you, all 13% are United States armed forces pilots."
Expound much; it is through the truth that souls are to be sanctified, not through essays upon the truth. Be easy of access, apt to teach, and the Lord teach you and bless you in all you do and say. You will not find many companions. Be the more with God.”
We’ve stumbled over another story about the same Mr. Jackson that we have not yet been able to confirm or deny. It was reported that Mr. Jackson was visiting a primary school and one of its classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. A discussion that usually has little meaning or importance with liberals or democrats. It was reported that the teacher asked Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy.” Apparently, it was told that Jackson asked the class for an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stood up and said, “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” says Jackson, “that would be an accident.” Then a little girl raised her hand: and said, “if a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.” “No, I'm afraid not, that's what we would call a great loss.” Reports have it that the room went silent. No other children volunteered to say anything else.
Rev. Jackson searched the room. “Isn't there some one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, “If a jet carrying the You and Mrs. Jackson were struck by a missile and blown to bits, that would be a tragedy.” “Fantastic!” exclaimed Jackson, “That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?” “Well,” said the boy, “because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.”