June South Carolina Baptist Fellowship

Pioneer Baptist Church in Newberry, SC and Pastor Bill McDonald will be hosting the June S. C. Baptist Fellowship Meeting on June 2nd, 2003.  The meeting will start at 2:00 PM.  Preachers will be called from the floor.  A meal will be served in the afternoon. There will be no night service. We look forward to seeing you at the meeting.

Directions to the church:  From Greenville, SC, go south on I-385 to East I-26 to exit #72 or highway #121.  Turn right at the exit toward Newberry. Continue on 121 about 4 miles to the second traffic light and turn left.  This will be Pope Street.  The church is on the left.  For additional information, call 803-276-7685.




Hillary visits Elementary School

Hillary Clinton went to an elementary school to talk about the world. After her talk she took questions. One smart looking little boy raised his hand, and the Senator asked him what his name was. "Billy" he said. "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions. First - what really happened with Whitewater; second - why would you run for President after you and your husband shamed the office; and third - whatever happened to all those things you stole when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Hillary informed the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resumed Hillary said, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy put his hand up; Hillary pointed him out and asked his name. "Stevie," he said. "And what is your question, Stevie?"

"I have five questions. First - what happened with whitewater; second - why would you run for President after you and your husband shamed the office; third - whatever happened to all those things you stole when you left the White House; fourth - why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early; and fifth - what ever happened to Billy?




Why Muslims Commit Suicide

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Some have said it is because they are so dedicated. But have you ever really given any serious thought to why these folks are so glad to commit suicide? Let' see now…. They have No Wal-Mart, No Home Depot, No baseball, No football, No BBQ, No hot dogs, No hamburgers, they can’t eat any shell fish or chocolate chip cookies.

They wear sheets for clothes and towels for hats. They hear constant wailing from the guy next-door who is sick and they hear constant wailing from the guy down the street in the tower who is supposed to be praying. 

What else? You can't shave your beard. Your wife can't shave her beard. You have more than one wife. Each wife is picked by someone else. Your camel looks better than your wife and spits less.

You don’t know Jesus Christ as your Saviour and your religion tells you that if you commit suicide that you will be given your very own harem of virgins in the afterlife. And if you’ll kill some Jews or Christians when you commit suicide your surviving families get cash bonuses donated by Islamic governments and some rich Saudis. I mean, really, is there a mystery here?




Proud to be an American

I am sick of "Political Correctness."  I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"?  Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe.  I am proud to be from America and I don’t want to hyphenate that.




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